#OscarTrial#

Well, good morning to you, Hala (Gorani) at CNN Studios…

The news that is coming from South Africa is that Oscar Pistorius will walk.

Given that this is South Africa, where somebody else must take the blame for the mess of important people, it’s only a matter of time before Judge Thokozile Masipa takes the blame for what became the outcome of this case of murder.

A racist idiot (pardon me, Hala, but this is a common name here in South Africa) in the streets of Johannesburg was heard saying as he walked past the TV set showing the Oscar trial inside Bradlows store, ‘Masipa, what were you doing officiating in the white man’s failed romance?’

The other news coming through is that the reaction of the ANCWL, who’ve been missing in action on hundreds of cases of women murdered by their men – except this one, interestingly - is highly anticipitated, especially by everybody that still takes politics seriously in the country.

Somebody who admires what goes on in the offices at 187 Bree Street (Public Protector headquarters) was heard saying she will be laying a complaint with the Public Protector. According to those who were within earshot, the woman wants the PP to investigate why the ANCWL did not come to her defence when some Deputy Minister called her a CIA Agent.
But some argue that this is not necessary, given that the Idiot has since apologised.

In other news:
The number of legal experts in South Africa has increased phenomenally in one day. It is expected that many of them will be getting their legal degrees by midnight. Dr. Pallo Jordan will be officiating the ceremony, with Mr. Hlaudi Motsoeneng delivering keynote speech.

David Kibuuka
Reporting live

Pretoria, South Africa